C G
Don't swear on your mom
Dm
That it's the first drink that you've had in, like, a month
CG Dm
No, don't say it was just an isolated incident that happened once
C G
There's no need to pretend
Dm
I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend
C G
To something that looks better, I'm stupid, but I'm clever
Dm
Yeah, I can make a shit show look a whole lot like forever and ever
CG
You don't have to lie to girls
Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
CG
You don't have to lie to girls
Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Don't I know it better than anyone else?
CG
All of your best excuses, no, they don't stand a chance
Dm
Against all the chances I give you
Isn't ideal, but damn
C
You don't even have to try
G
Turn you into a good guy
Dm
You don't have to lift a finger
It's lucky for you I'm just like
C
My mother (and my sister)
G
All my (all my friends)
Dm
The girl out (—side the strip club)
Getting her tarot cards read
C
We love to read the cold, hard facts
G
And swear they're incorrect
Dm
We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest
CG
You don't have to lie to girls
Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
CG
You don't have to lie to girls (don't have)
Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Don't I know it better than anyone else?
C
Girls will cry, and girls will lie
G Dm
And girls will do it till they die for you
They'll cry, and girls will lie
Fm
And do it till the day they die (for you)
C
Girls will cry, and girls will lie (ooh, ooh)
G Dm
And girls will lose their goddamn minds for you
They'll cry, and girls will lie
Fm
And do it till the day they die for you
[Final] C G Dm Fm
